multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(via ukomfortabel)

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  • Me: *tells people its okay to let it out*
  • Me: *bottles up all my emotions and is essentially dead inside*
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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via regre-tful)

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  • person: i hate dogs
  • me: what the fuck
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